#my favorite picture on all of tumblr
a teenage white girl sits at her laptop. she opens tumblr and types a new text post “most girls like one direction… but i don’t!! punk bands are wayyyyy better”
suddenly, a trophy falls from the sky. the girl has done it. she is the most unique girl in the entire world. a choir of angels writes a hymn exalting her superiority to the rest of humanity.
Me: Hey, I like your shirt.
Them: Thanks, I got it for seventy dollars at a department store.
Me: Really? Because for seventy dollars at Burlington, I got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever and two puerto rican children
Avocados look mint. They smell nice. They’re yum in salads and super yum on sandwiches. But when eating them out of their little shell they taste absolutely disgusting and make me want to vomit???? I don’t understand?!
Like, the majority of the confusion in my life is caused by avocados
Zayn is that you
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world
